Son: "Dad, I'm hungry." Dad: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."
Son: "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" Dad: "No, I don't think they'll fit me."
Son: "Why did the scarecrow win an award?" Dad: "Because he was outstanding in his field!" Son: "Dad, that's corny."
Son: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" Dad: "Poof! You're a sandwich!"
Son: "How do you organize a space party?" Dad: "You planet." Son: "You're the best, Dad... groan."
