The husband teapot sits at the kitchen table late at night, looking exhausted and suspicious. ...

The husband teapot sits at the kitchen table late at night, looking exhausted and suspicious. Rain slowly runs down the window behind them. The wife teapot stands nearby looking nervous and uncomfortable. A phone with a glowing screen lies on the table. The husband slowly turns his head toward the wife and says in Russian with restrained irritation: “Ты опять поздно.” The wife answers quietly and defensively: “Совещание затянулось.” The husband slowly raises his eyebrows and replies: “До двух ночи?” The wife hesitates slightly, then says: “Мы обсуждали стратегию подачи напитков.” The husband suddenly notices a shiny droplet on the wife teapot’s glass side. He leans closer and narrows his eyes. “А это что?” The wife looks confused and nervous. “Что?” The husband sniffs suspiciously and says slowly: “Пахнет не чаем. Пахнет лимонадом.” The wife gives a small awkward nervous laugh. “Это… корпоративная влажность.” The husband st