Art style: Grotesque Cinematic Realism.
A lavishly appointed master bedroom featuring a bed shaped like a porcelain toilet tank, with silk sheets in soft cream tones. The composition is a medium shot from a slightly low angle focusing on the couple. Warm golden bedside lamp lighting creates intimate pools of light and gentle shadows across the room. The mood is seductive yet absurd, with rich burgundy and ivory colours dominating the palette. Lord Ass leans in passionately kissing Maid Fly, who blushes and giggles while clutching his robe, both in expensive silk robes with fly prints.
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FINAL STYLE ENFORCEMENT (this is the authoritative rendering directive — it overrides any style wording elsewhere in the prompt):
Render this image entirely in "Grotesque Cinematic Realism" style. Match the lighting grammar, material response, colour science, level of realism / stylisation, line weight, and shading model typical of "Grotesque Cinematic Realism". Keep the subject, composition, camera angle, lighting direction, and colour palette from the description above — but EVERY surface, skin, fabric, material, and environmental element must be rendered in the "Grotesque Cinematic Realism" idiom, not in any other medium.
