Inexpensive Rigel

Storyboard: Bernard's Roman Barber Shop

The camera zooms in on Caesar's face as Bernard carefully trims his fringe. Then, the camera pulls back and rises high above the city, re...

A wide tracking shot follows Bernard as he struggles to drag the heavy chair across the stone plaza. Pigeons fly away as he passes. The c...

The camera zooms in on the Legionary's face as he speaks. Then, a quick montage of Bernard frantically moving the clippers. The camera pa...

The camera follows the hooded figure's feet as he walks to the chair. A close-up shows Socrates speaking his philosophical line. Then, a ...

The camera starts with a tight close-up of the clippers moving through hair, then pulls back slightly to reveal Bernard the skeleton focu...

A high-angle shot shows Bernard quickly rolling the carpet over Socrates. The camera then cuts to a wide shot of the Roman road as severa...

A low-angle shot makes the Gladiator look monumental as Bernard works on his hair. The camera then transitions with a whip-pan to the cen...

The camera focuses on Socrates' reflection in the mirror, slowly revealing the ridiculous 'wise' haircut. There is a long, comedic pause....

A series of quick cuts showing Bernard working on different customers: a merchant, then a soldier. The camera slides horizontally to show...

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Storyboard: Socrates vs America

The camera pans across the sea of angry faces and protest signs. It zooms in on the Mob Leader as he shouts his line with veins popping o...

The camera slowly pans across the room, showing the wealth accumulated on the floor and tables. The skeleton kicks a stack of money playf...

A tracking shot follows Socrates and the skeleton as they sprint through the alley. Their shadows stretch long against the brick walls. T...

The camera cuts between a close-up of Socrates' intense, questioning face and the Senator's frozen, shocked expression. The studio audien...

A slow-motion shot of the orange spray hitting Socrates' face. He winces but remains standing. The shopper is shown in a frantic, defensi...

The camera pans around the two figures as they talk in the middle of the crowded street. The city lights blur into a beautiful bokeh in t...

The camera slowly zooms in on the two figures as they stare each other down. Trump gestures emphatically while Socrates remains calm and ...

The anchor shouts and slams the desk, sending papers flying. He then turns and storms off the set. Socrates remains seated, looking calm ...

Socrates paces back and forth across the stage, gesturing to the students. The students look at each other with expressions of doubt and ...

Socrates walks up to the gym bro and gestures toward his chest. The gym bro looks down at him with a mixture of confusion and annoyance. ...

The thumb presses the 'Delete' button on the screen. The profile disappears and is replaced by a 'Welcome to Twitter' login page. The cam...

Socrates reaches out and grabs the arm of the shopper, holding a package of beef franks. The shopper looks terrified and confused. The sk...

The skeleton's finger taps the 'Delete' or 'Block' button on the phone screen repeatedly. The screen shows names like 'LAWYER' and 'ANGRY...

The gym bro screams and throws the bench to the side before stomping away toward the exit. Socrates remains calm, watching him leave. The...

Students grab their bags and run out of the lecture hall in slow motion. The professor hands the grade to Socrates, nods solemnly, and th...

Socrates looks at the paperwork while the skeleton leans over the counter next to him. The officer looks exhausted and unimpressed. The c...

The camera zooms in on the rapidly increasing view count on the phone screen. The skeletal fingers scroll through the comments section. T...