🎵 [Energetic electronic music begins] 🎙️ (Narrator – fast, playful tone): “This i...

🎵 [Energetic electronic music begins] 🎙️ (Narrator – fast, playful tone): “This is Jerry. Just your average broke squirrel… living in a shoebox… eating stale peanuts.” 🥜 [Zoom in on sad squirrel chewing a dusty peanut] “But one day, fate strikes… literally.” ⚡ [Lightning hits a nearby laptop. A USB stick falls out.] 💾 [Jerry picks it up like he just found the One Ring.] “It’s a crypto walle...