Pixar-style 3D animated vertical video, 9:16. Start wide inside a refrigerator showing a small, sad, childlike anthropomorphic potato far from camera. Slow continuous zoom-in for 2 seconds to its tearful face. Mid-sentence, aggressive fast zoom-in as potato grows larger, arms and legs thicken, face turns angry with toxic fumes leaking. Lighting darkens, voice deepens menacingly. No subtitles.
