**Shot 1 — 0:00–0:02** - **Camera:** Vertical 9:16, shaky low-quality phone came...

**Shot 1 — 0:00–0:02** - **Camera:** Vertical 9:16, shaky low-quality phone camera, medium close shot from the foot of the bed. - **Action:** The Chihuahua sits upright on the bed holding a glowing phone with both paws and watching it like a human. The French Bulldog lies beside him, pretending to sleep. - **Expression:** Chihuahua looks sneaky and totally focused. French Bulldog looks lazy, s...