FOUND-FOOTAGE amateur phone video, vertical 9:16. The ENTIRE clip looks like a r

FOUND-FOOTAGE amateur phone video, vertical 9:16. The ENTIRE clip looks like a real bystander accidentally filmed this on a smartphone: shaky handheld motion, sudden zoom punch-ins, brief autofocus hunt, motion blur streaks, faint lens flare, slightly crushed shadows and blown highlights, real CMOS sensor grain, occasional rolling-shutter jelly wobble when the phone whips — NOT CGI, NOT a polis...