In the chlorinated blue of a suburban swimming pool, a frozen face surfaces, ready to rewrite high school history. It begins in the mud behind a Southern California home, where two teenagers, Dave and Stoney, strike a slick, icy slab. As they thaw their discovery, a living caveman blinks into a world of chaos—cereal explodes, car alarms shriek, and slang pelts him like unfamiliar rain. Dave Mor...
