A bronze shield clangs, but the sound that follows is the unmistakable slip of a boot on a banana peel. This is how we enter the world of Meet the Spartans, a film that trades honor for slapstick and legend for parody. We are quickly introduced to our players: a bravado-heavy King Leonidas, a quick-witted Queen Margo, and an over-styled conqueror, Xerxes, who treats the battlefield like his per...
